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1) Why won't Fran do porn?.....well with my Muslim upbringing its
hard to plug a bitches hole and have Allah on my mind but if
Hole and a Heartbeat rent a Camel for a few nights,I could easily
be persuaded to come hump fuck that bitch.
2) Is it true that Mikey Wild
is your father and that the two of you have a relationship?........DNA testing has proven that Mikey
is one of the many guys that Gang Banged my mom the night of
my conception .Amongst a few others were Orion Landau, Michael
Bolton and Flavor Flav. Now you know where I received my many
talents from, I love genetics.
3) Exactly why does Scareho
suck so fucking bad?........What
the fuck are you talking about???? We're the greatest band since
Dashboard Confessional. I think that our fight for womens
rights , racial unity and the feeding of the homeless more than
makes up for lousy vocals and equipment failures.
4) Was the song, "Cunt
Like You" really about your mother, Mikey's retarded black
ex-girlfriend?...........Hey
dont go making fun of a serious song like "CUNT LIKE
YOU" That song comes from the heart and is very personal
to me. I wrote that song right after I returned from a spiritual
retreat in India. After wiping my ass with my left hand and eating
with my right, drinking dirty brown water and smelling curry
infested cunt for about 6 months, I figured there could be no
worse. Then I returned back to the States with a fresh clean
mental attitude, only to be trapped in a house with a cunt. And
it dawned on me, God created third world countries for mankind
to realize that a wooden bowl of rice with flies hovering around
it is more enjoyable than a PMS CRAZED CUNT WHO NEVER SHUTS THE
FUCK UP!
5) Who and what do you HATE
the most?........I hate
these faggots that go out ,get covered in tattoos listen to hip
hop ,talk in ebonics ,wear true religion jeans, spend $50 on
a baseball cap and wear it to the side and then claim to be hardcore
punks.What the fuck.I didt ask for peanut butter in my chocolate
and I didnt ask for Wu Tang Clan in my Bad Brains .Chameleons
are a dime a dozen, hardcore punk was always about being an individual
,youre own person ,not some MTV Music News clone who has
to be up todaty on gay as fashions. So in general I hate the
new generation, I cant get out of the 80's,I'm a prisoner
in a time that was great!!!!!
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